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Joke of the Day
"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit..... .....join the Euphemism Society."
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"What goes ""Ooooooooooo!""? A cow with no lips."
"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*"
"16: 'We should put a flat screen on the wall!' Wife: 'I really don't like mounting things.' Me: *mumbles 'No shit.' W: 'What was that??'"
"I'm glad they outlawed texting while driving. I can finally get some use out of this calligraphy set."
"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""
"How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied."
"No need to fight over me, ladies. I'm perfectly capable of disappointing all of you sexually."
"Cannibals probably instagram pictures of their next door neighbors."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was ""adkwodrtrgfvnfif"""