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Joke of the Day
"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."
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"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Tied up on the back of a donkey."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"
"I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant."
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"The Proclaimers walked 500 miles without a Fitbit?"