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Joke of the Day

"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"

"A man walks into a pizza parlor owned my a couple of monks He walks up to the cashier and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them."

"What a weekend... apparently gonorrhea is NOT a girl's best friend."

"I had a dream That the most beautiful plate of salmon with lemon zest and crusted parmesan was in front and before I could dig in I woke and saw it was my wife's leg spread open."

"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"

"Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta"

"Did you hear about the chickpea freedom fighters? They call themselves Hummas."

"Hello police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well in that case please send over a pastrami sandwich!"