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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every time I had sex I'd be a cheap prostitute"
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"He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico."
"Why do Europeans hate American food? Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet."
"I once dated a strict Catholic from the south of Ireland I'll tell you what, you can take the girl out of Cork...."
"How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb? yishan"
"Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?"
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? Because they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men."
"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."
"Lets all Twittercide at the same time & not tell a Will Smith parody account, 1 dog account, & all the zombie people just to freak him out."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."