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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus had been discovered to have no risen, what would this be called? Resurectile dysfunction."
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"What's red and white and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."
"bleakest Russian joke i know ""children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"""
"They say blondes have the most fun They also say ignorance is bliss."
"Glee' creator says he's gotten death threats over show's politics... ...Gee, it must be terrifying to get death threats from gay 15-yr-olds!"
"Neighbour:How's the wife? Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant? Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next"
"Why did the seamen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"Twitter: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk dial the world?"
"There's two types of people in this world: those who finish their sentences,"
"My work had a bake sale today We raised a lot of dough."