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Joke of the Day

"Glee' creator says he's gotten death threats over show's politics... ...Gee, it must be terrifying to get death threats from gay 15-yr-olds!"

"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"

"Whats brown and sticky A stick"

"The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? ...he got the gas bill"

"If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission."

"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""

"Why are there so many Indians working with telemarketing? Because they have the biggest cow center."

"""ooOOOooo"" ""oooOOoo"" ""oooOOoh"" ""OoOOooh"" --spirited debate"

"What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube? Fire in the hole!"