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Joke of the Day

"""Doc, my boyfriend & I don't wanna get pregnant. He hates condoms & I think the jelly isn't working."" ""What kind are you using?"" ""Grape"""

"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"I'm still I'm still Jenner from the block I really want a fanny but I have a cock."

"ME:[defending myself] Oh yeah?? Well I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me"

"What new feature will the next Star Wars movie have that the old ones didn't? Han-free"

"A horse trots into a bar, trips, and falls"

"says ""bartender, I'll hve a beer please"" A time traveler walks into a bar"

"Girl are you a dishwasher? Because I would like to fill you with my dirty load in the evening, turn you on, and fall asleep before you finish"

"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"

"On the news tonight they said a skull-fucker was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him."