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Joke of the Day
"What new feature will the next Star Wars movie have that the old ones didn't? Han-free"
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"Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic? ...because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin."
"Can a ninja kill you from 20ft away? Sure he can."
"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"
"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"
"CNN is like a strip club... They keep dancing around all the polls."
"My wife thinks it's seductive to bite her lip. I haven't the heart to tell her it's supposed to be the bottom one."
"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""
"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and black"