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Joke of the Day
"Rugby... if it was easy, it would be called your mom."
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"Caught my food taking a picture of me. When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog? What a creep."
"Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan."
"Why I Un-Installed League of Legends. To pass my exams, What did you expect?"
"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""
"My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him ""doctor."""
"*Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is."
"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"
"Mexican Magician The Mexican Magician says ""I will disappear at the count of three. Uno, dos..."" *POOF* And just like that, he disappeared without a tres."
"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"