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Joke of the Day

"Rugby... if it was easy, it would be called your mom."

"Nothing makes me feel like this exercise plan is working than the whistles & shouts coming from the jail when I run by."

"What's the difference between my wife and my paycheck? My paycheck comes once a week."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"Could Jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie?"

"I wanted to crack a joke on cooking utensils... ...but it didn't pan out."

"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture."

"Graphic designers just aren't my type."

"Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!"