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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an angry psychologist? A thera-pissed."
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"Boys have truly evolved * Boy: sapnu puas * Girl: What does that mean? * Boy: Turn your phone 180 degrees ;)."
"A recent study found that an estimated 25% of Republicans are on medication for mental illness. Why in the hell are we letting the other 75% go untreated???"
"I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive."
"What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes."
"What did the square say to the triangle? You're outta line!"
"Will I be able to drink with these? - First question when prescribed meds"
"This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool."
"OMG!! Lady Diana was on the radio yesterday!! Well, technically she was also on the steering wheel, the cupholder, a small splatter of her on the dashboard.."
"What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor? The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)"