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Joke of the Day
"How in the hell do Chinese people see when they're high?"
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"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."
"You know what they say about assumptions, right? They say that they are generally wrong."
"My friend showed me his pictures from his exchange program in Amsterdam. It turns out he did a project at the Red Light district there. Damn, he really was studying a broad!"
"VIRGIN GALACTIC THE SURVIVING PILOT OF THE VIRGIN GALACTIC PLANE SAID THAT THE CO PILOTS LAST WORDS WERE,'WHATS THIS BUTTON FOR?"
"Once I've read about the perils of alcoholism I've decided to stop... ...reading."
"Dad: ""A little bird told me you are doing drugs"" Son: ""You're talking to birds, and I'm the one doing drugs?"""
"*bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops! got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*"