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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Sport? *Deportes*"
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"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."
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"I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common."
"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr.Dre"
"I've always wondered what mothballs smelled like. But I could never get their tiny legs apart to find out."
"I've been hitting the gym 2 weeks straight and haven't seen improvement. Is it because I chose Team Mystic?"
"""STOP apologizing. You're sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of wine, not fucked his wife."""
"Someone told me it was as easy as pie It never ended"
"I heard the catchiest joke yesterday... Women's softball."