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Joke of the Day

"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"

"My Girlfriend told me that if I bought her any more stupid gifts, she would burn it! So I bought her a candle!"

"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head."

"What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route? R2 Detour."

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Why the long face ?"""

"How do you piss off a feminist? Done."

"I needed a password at least eight characters long ... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."

"Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people? He needed places to hide the bodies."

"Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door? He was too eccentric."

"A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : ""you're single, aren't you?"" Yes, how did you guess? Because you're ugly."