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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign"

"I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty lonely for a girl with an extensive action figure collection AND a fear of rocking chairs."

"Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard? They both enjoy a good cavity search!"

"How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian."

"Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls."

"What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute? The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother."

"Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming? He thought it would help him with his hit detection."

"In case of emergency, exits can be located at the log out, delete, deactivate, hide and block features. Thank you for flying with Facebook"

"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."

"[At the register] ""Find everything ok?"" ""No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."""