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Joke of the Day
"I hope that your text abbreviations become so short that you can soon send me nothing."
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"Jewish boy&father A jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 dollars. His father replies, 40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"
"I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. I'm feeling pretty awesome!!"
"""Dad what IS the moon?"" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon."
"A Redditor goes on a date."
"Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory."
"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field."
"How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!"
"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."
"Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, ""Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"" The blonde yells back ""You are on the other side!"""