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Joke of the Day

"Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product."

"My mom keeps walking in everytime I watch porn. I'm just glad she doesn't know I'm watching it."

"Fidel Castro just passed away... ...I suppose Black Friday was too MUCH capitalism for him."

"What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people? tattoo master"

"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."

"How do you call a camel with 3 humps? With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel."

"If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones"

"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony"

"Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white? Because they read."

"Having a beard makes it easier to hatch a scheme, but it's getting harder and harder to play on a public swing set by myself."