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Joke of the Day
"What's the capital of Greece? The G"
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"Guy told me I have ""Bambi eyes""...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother."
"A black first-grader runs home crying -Mommy mommy all my friends at school make fun of me cause I have a gigantic penis. His mom looks at him weird and says- ""Nigga you 17"""
"Why does a VC always enter a room backwards? To keep an eye on the exit"
"*leans into microphone* My question is for Salt-N-Pepa. ""Hi"" ""Hey"" Hi.""Push It"" is about takin a dump, right? ""No"" ""Nope"" *hands friend $5*"
"What are Mario's pants made of? Denim denim denim."
"The trick that will stop you from crying every time you cut an onion- Stop getting so damned attached to onions."
"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"
"So about that guy with the premature ejaculation problem.... ...i heard he comes out of nowhere"
"What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man."