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Joke of the Day
"What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear"
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"Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying? Because the photon was incoherent."
"My friend is like a Jew during WWII In the closet."
"I used to be addicted to playing with Play-Doh But now I'm reformed"
"How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions."
"If you read stressed backward it's desserts...coincidence? :)"
"Cop 1: You think Simon will escape? Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us."
"Pretty cool how money could literally solve all my problems."
"A Fat Frog walks into a bar Walks up to the barman and the barman says, ""hey, we've got a drink named after you"". Fat Frog says ""What?, You've got a drink called Steve?"""
"Forgot to tie my bikini top back before I stood up from sunbathing on the beach. Now I know how to get help carrying my chairs to the car."