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Joke of the Day

"Dairy farmers are always complaining about the wages they get paid... To be honest, I think they're milking it"

"The dark lord Saran has wrapped Middle Earth in 2-3 days of freshness."

"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"

"My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa...."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boy scouts come back from camp."

"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"Friend: check out my conscience shell Me: you mean conch? *holds up to ear* Shell: you saw those kids get in that van and you did nothing"

"As a guy, wearing Crocs is a lot like getting a blowjob from another man... It feels great until you look down and realize you're a homo."

"Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents..."

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because they can't fit into D-Shells."