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Joke of the Day
"Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go."
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"Hi 911, I'd like to report a drunk naked guy blasting off truck nuts w/ a shotgun. Time of incident? [takes drink] In about 20 minutes lol"
"What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !"
"Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says ""Recalculating""?"
"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"
"What do you call a group of students? A school."
"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"
"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor's house is genius."
"How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces? Squish it in your hand."
"My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore... ...so I sent him a card, ""Get well soon."""