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Joke of the Day
"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"
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"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - ""here"" HULK - ""here"" IRON MAN - ""here"" CAPT. AMERICA - ""here"" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU"
"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."
"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"
"""<------------ people who don't want Ellen Pao to go."" --someone who's never getting to the front page"
"I drank tequila in a cave... ...it was a shot in the dark"
"I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship. This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"I just seen a prius try his time on a quarter mile at the drag strip. Ill update when hes done."
"A Clinton presidency is like an iPhone 7. I really don't want an iPhone 7, but I'll probably end up with one anyway."