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Joke of the Day

"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"

"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."

"Remember busy signals? Crazy times."

"Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing"

"I asked a blonde, ""How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" She answered, ""Two. But they can't fit inside a light bulb to screw in it, silly."""

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste. I'll show myself out."

"The Civil War wasn't about slavery . . . . . . it was about ethics in journalism."

"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"

"My favorite machine at the gym is the water fountain."