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Joke of the Day

"Q)What is the condition when a cat loses it eye-sight after being beaten? A)Cat-a-rekt!"

"Holy shit a street psychic just stopped me & said I'm a special person who cares deeply about some things & I'm freaking 'cause that's SO me"

"Masturbation comes in handy. Literally"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"

"Superbowl XLVII - How does Beyonce answer the phone? *HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show"

"What has 16 legs and speaks german? Doppelspider"

"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."

"what idiot caled it ""king arthur adn the knigts of the roumd table"" insted of a ""circumference sir conference"""

"In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke Did you hear about the new Jedi beer? It's Force Ale."

"[shootout] Cop: I said fire a warning shot Me: I already did. Cop: you shot him in the face Me: warning the others that I'm a very good shot"