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Joke of the Day

"If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?"

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry"

"I wanted to be a palaeontologist, but my parents said there was no future in it"

"Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa? Because nobody there is much of a drinker."

"Why do tennis players never get married? Because Love means nothing to them."

"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."

"85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol."

"What did one TCP packet say to the other TCP packet? 0x809ACC0E!"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His ass."

"Why did the engineer drive the backwards? He had a loco motive."