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Joke of the Day

"I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison."

"Welcome to kleptomaniac club. I see you already took a brochure."

"If my dog barks at you we can't be friends, also, I hate you too."

"I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born."

"Standing in the Park wondering why... I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."

"9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene... The other dentist is from England."

"Jesus made 6 thousand people bread, but a guy in the 1940s made 6 million people toast."

"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."

"breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/"

"A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame & place it on the mantel at the party."