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Joke of the Day

"Just when I thought life couldn't get any harder... I accidentally take Viagra for my migraine."

"Hang in there Dave At the rate that all the celebrities are dying let's hope Dave doesn't die before the years up, it'd be devastating"

"So I joined a fantasy football league I realize that I don't watch football, but I really wanted to see Gandalf pass the ball to Hermione only to be intercepted by a dragon."

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"I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns... The author classified the book as ""non-friction"""

"I dated a soccer player once. I also learned a new word that's in poor taste to yell out during climax."

"TIL in 1972, the Russians attacked their own submarine off the coast of Guatemala Woops, wrong sub."

"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."

"What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun."

"Tiger is wearing a summery pink top with black trousers during his opening round at The Open. He's so getting laid tonight"