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Joke of the Day

"Hang in there Dave At the rate that all the celebrities are dying let's hope Dave doesn't die before the years up, it'd be devastating"

"true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm"

"Goldsmiths, what is your profession? Au, Au, Au."

"Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist."

"Me=dad make me a sandwich dad prove you are a sandwich"

"America leads the world in religious people who use 'bless your heart' as an insult."

"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"

"Why did hitler buy glasses? He could NOT SEE."

"'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock' said the principal to a new boy. 'No Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'"

"When a boy falls, what does he fall against? His will"