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Joke of the Day

"Wow, I was not expecting this to blow up ! RIP Inbox. Well, I actually was."

"How do Mr. and Mrs. Weasley have sex? gingerly."

"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."

"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Circumference"

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that i have it."

"It really annoys me when people who barely know you want to become Facebook friends, like an old classmate or someone you've slept with"

"I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy"

"Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, ""Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"""

"A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused."

"A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with ""the look"" on her face."