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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !"
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"The pub manager is showing the new busboy around the kitchen, when they come to two doors. The busboy asks, ""Which one is the 'in' door?"" ""Let me show you"", says the manager, and 'e walks in."
"I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here."
"What does toilet paper and office paper have in common? You can write on both of them with a No. 2"
"Gravity is such a bully... It always brings us down."
"Don't believe in climate change, rap fans? Tell that to Vanilla Slush, Water Cube, and LL Warm J."
"What is the best part about having Alzheimer's Making new friends every day"
"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"
"Why are wedding dresses white? It's the most popular colour of home appliances, washing machines, dishwashers,........"
"They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"