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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to the creepy guy sitting in your bedroom chair who turns into clothes as soon as you turn on the lights."

"Where do you find a zebra? 25 letters after a, brah."

"If I get a penny for every racist joke I make.. Black people would rob me."

"I just ordered a pair of 24"" socks They're two feet. (this actually happened)"

"We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea Runs in our jeans."

"Oh, I see. ""Adam and Steve"" is gay, but ""Adam dates his own rib"" is perfectly acceptable."

"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"

"I was at the gym and noticed a hole on my Trainer that I could fit my finger in He filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.."

"Jesus walks into a bar No he didn't, because he isn't real."

"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."