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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in the cellar"
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"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."
"I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?"
"What do you call a robotic prostitution ring? Nuts and bolts."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause that's as far as I could kick it."
"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."
"Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother"
"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?"" ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""
"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation."