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Joke of the Day

"9 yo: Hey dad, where is the rest of that ladies bikini? Me: That is actually called a G-string, son. 9: Oh, does the ""G"" stand for gross?"

"RIP Bugs Bunny Attempts to reanimate him failed."

"what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol? Tequila mockingbird."

"My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five."

"What are the sickest rock layers? The ones with diabases."

"*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins."

"Science flies you to the moon Religion flies you into buildings"

"What do you call a black Asian bird? Croatian."

"Hitman: Hey what's up Me: My neighbor parked in front of my house again"

"Misread the Whistleblower: NSA Story on the Front Page and Came up with this Joke What do you call an NBA Whistleblower? A referee!"