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Joke of the Day

"Just returned from my Friends Funeral. He died from being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service."

"Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp."

"My mom once told me.... ....the only way I'll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay? I got the f out of the way."

"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"

"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""

"What did the DJ order from the deli? A club sandwich with extra beets."

"Do you want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"