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Joke of the Day
"If you were a dog, you would be a hot dog."
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"Him: I know your secret Me:*nervously sweating, remembering my Netflix history* Yeah? H: You killed someone M: *relieved* Oh, haha. Yep"
"What do waiters want most after dinner? The tip!"
"Getting a girlfriend is a lot like getting a car The more money you have, the more options you have."
"""I literally died."" - white girls in heaven."
"My eyebrows were just trimmed during my haircut so I'm officially 80."
"An only child invented the boomerang."
"There are so many uses for toilet paper rolls... but you have to go through a lot of shit to use them."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."
"Movie theater employees have 2 ages: 17 104"