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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, a job still sucks!"
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"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had it as a child, you more likely don't like it."
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"Two parallel lines have so much in common Its a shame that....."
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"dont call my cell phone unless i know you and really even if i know you dont call my cell phone"
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"I had sex with both of the Olsen twins. But that was before they were famous."