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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when... you spend thirty minutes searching for a video, only to close it two minutes later."

"What did they gay necrophiliac say about his ex-lover? ""That rotten asshole split on me again!"""

"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"

"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!"

"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."

"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."

"I went to look at tents today. But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents."

"What's long and hard and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"

"If I committed suicide, I'd do it in front of a mirror... I'll see myself out."

"I used to hate having athlete's foot... ...but it's growing on me"