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Joke of the Day

"To women over 40, a guy with a belly and a sense of humor is a great catch. A guy who's buff is considered a narcissist and a pole-smoker."

"What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!"

"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."

"LPT: If a stranger offers you drugs... Say ""Thank you!"", as drugs are expensive."

"For those who don't speak Spanish: ""Cinco de Mayo"" means ""hold the mayo."""

"Where's the feminist world headquarters? Bancock"

"if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. #dieting #fitness."

"Student: Teacher, can I ask you a question? Teacher: You just did."

"Why does Bob Ross not use a condom? Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents."

"This earthquake was the first time that I've ever said, ""it was 4.7, but felt bigger."""