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Joke of the Day

"The scariest Halloween costume this year will be 'sexy' Kim Davis... Glasses, Crystal Gayle wig, and an ugly blue jumper with nothing underneath."

"I'm not saying... Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died."

"What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? ""Don't get your sheets dirty!"""

"Q. Why did the blonde write ""TGIF"" on her shoes? A. To remind her that ""toes go in first."""

"It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters."

"What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines."

"2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe"

"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."

"(NSFW) All the little children were virgins... .. Except for Kate, her daddy couldn't wait"

"Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake After several day of agonising pain, the snake finally died."