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Joke of the Day

"There are 3 types of woman [reddit!](http://data1.whicdn.com/images/55422337/large.png)"

"Wish I wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""Oh sure, just because I'm a woman means I have to do everything around here. And let me tell you..."""

"There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth; He didn't do it for pleasure, Excitement or leisure... He did it for the cheese underneath."

"I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't."

"Things You Will Never See In A Fortune Cookie"

"Went to my psychologist and told him I feel like a pack of cards. He said hell deal with me later"

"If Kung Fu Panda taught me anything, it's that obese people can be accepted...so long as they know kung fu."

"A woman walks into a bar... and says to the bartender, ""I'd like a beer please."" The bartender asks, ""Anheuser Busch?"" She responds, ""Just fine thanks, and how's your cock?"""

"What's the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with a light on."