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Joke of the Day

"They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion ""The true grease stain remover"""

"People have always told me, ""Shoot for the stars"" So I became a celebrity hitman"

"We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."" -"

"What's worse than morning wood? Mourning wood"

"7 thoughts u have when buzfeed steals ur content -WTF -OMG -Huh -FAIL -LOL -NOPE -why is a multimilion dollar website riping off my twiter"

"I'm going to open a summer camp for kids with ADD And call it 'The Concentration Camp'"

"When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed."

"""You only want my daughter for one thing!"" yelled my girlfriend's mother. ""That's your fault for not teaching her to cook,"" I said."

"Why do people have sex when they go camping? Because it's fucking in tents!"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? The looks on their faces while you're nailing them."