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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than finding your dad murdered? The cop at the crime scene saying ""I'm so sorry son"""

"What kind of dance does your mother do? The MOMbo."

"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.I laughed at the irony.Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."

"What is the shit you didn't see? The shit you stepped on"

"The Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. ...it was tense."

"I was so happy my mail order bride arrived today. My Wife wasn't. She did say I can use the crate as a doghouse. Odd, we don't own a dog."

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? [NSFW] A pick pocket snatches watches."

"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."

"Farting in an elevator is.... WRONG.....on so many levels....."

"It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood."