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Joke of the Day

"ESPN is cutting a few hundred jobs... So tomorrow's AM radio show will be ""Mike and Some Random People from Twitter in the Morning"""

"Teacher With student.. Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"Last Jew to win a Heisman Trophy? Fred Goldman"

"My family's going to be here soon. Quick, hide my body."

"You say, ""POE-TAY-TOE."" I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit."

"How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected."

"What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice."

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted"

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"I had the best ice cube It's like it could melt in my mouth"