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Joke of the Day
"What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem? Pikachu"
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"""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer."
"Subway kid: Would you like your sandwich toasted? Me: No, I'm toasted enough for both us. In fact I'm kind of hoping it can drive me home."
"I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can't any more. My phone battery just doesn't have the stamina any more."
"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""
"A racist joke Donald Trump"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box"
"horror story in 4 words good morning, president trump."
"""There's an all you can eat--"" CUT TO: My spinning empty office chair"
"Me:OMG RYAN GOSLING DIED! Oh. His hair. He dyed his hair. Brown. Can U believe that was a story? Husband: I think it worked great. Me:Zip it"