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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a homeless man's testicle and a shot of lidocaine in the ass? One is a bum nut and the other is a numb butt"

"If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life."

"What's the least spoken language in the world? Sign language."

"Steve Jobs Maybe he was so disappointed with the new iPhone, that he died."

"WOLVERINE'S DAD: Son do you know why I named you Wolverine WOLVERINE: No, father WOLVERINE'S DAD: It is because my name is Wolverine's Dad"

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."

"A guy that was falsely imprisoned for 10 years got free tickets to the Super Bowl. That guy is SO lucky."

"I like my women how I like my coffee, with little or no pubic hair."

"Shaved my girlfriend's cat. Think she'll take the hint?"

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair."