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Joke of the Day

"A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, ""Where were you between four and six?"" I said, ""Kindergarten."""

"How can you tell if a fat chick is pregnant? You can't."

"The Mancave is where I change into my Manman costume."

"I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"

"My Mexican friend told me this one. Whats an owl say? Quien?"

"Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital."

"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? They don't believe in higher powers."

"You know what they say about people with big brains, right? ""You have a severe case of meningitis."""

"The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg"