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Joke of the Day
"How do you call 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte"
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"HOLY SHIT I JUST CORRECTLY GUESSED A WIFI PASSWORD AM I JESUS?"
"Care free shrimp pasta is... Happy-go-lucky scampi."
"Batman walks into a bar..... followed by 13 sodium atoms...... (for all you chemists out there....)"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a woman The crust on the pizza tastes good."
"I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"
"If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears."
"How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out."
"Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language? It has no class."
"She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging."