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Joke of the Day
"Text from my nana: ""What is a diss track?"" Don't worry about it u prune gash"
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"Why did the dog die? It had Barkinsons"
"What did the slutty DNA say to the other DNA? Unzip your genes."
"How do you starve a black guy? The same way you starve anyone else , you racist."
"Billy was a chemist's son/ But now he is no more/ 'Cos what he thought was H20/ Was H2So4."
"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"
"How to be Productive: 1.) Make a list 2.) Cross off the first thing on your list 3.) Reward yourself with a nap"
"Recently I'm having a lot of bad dates! I've to try grapes now!"
"*visits new girlfriend's house for 1st time* ""Make yourself at home"" Great. Thanks! *I crawl into the closet and begin sobbing loudly*"
"I like my.... I like my women how I like my font ... 18 and **bold**"