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Joke of the Day

"SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake."

"I actually loved the Twilight: Eclipse movie until I realized I was actually in an alley drunk watching two cats fight over a dead mouse."

"I just bough t a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and *puts on sunglasses* Look cool."

"Today I watched a meteor shower until it angrily pulled the curtains closed and yelled at me to stop peeping."

"Why can't Mexicans cross the border in three's? Because there's no TRESpassing"

"Ha Long is many Dongs"

"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"

"Why couldn't 5 stop drinking? Because it was 2 turnt up"

"How long does it take for mods to remove a post? [removed]"

"Wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."