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Joke of the Day

"[paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website"

"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"

"Disappointment usually stems from expecting too much from strangers on Facebook."

"I waited 279 days before I made my first post on Reddit, apparently I could've waited 558 days and received the same response."

"If I was a president, I would make bigger schools So that we can have a higher education"

"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"

"The candidates keep appealing to ""Hard Working Americans""... But what about the Reddit community?"

"Having sex with people that have low IQs is f*cking stupid"

"Why did the train go left? Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it."

"What's a jewish dota 2 player's favorite skill? shekel shot"