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Joke of the Day
"You gotta hand it to short people. Because their arms can't reach."
Next Joke
"Do you want to hear a dirty, heavy, wet joke? Elephant in the mud. I'll see myself out."
"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy."
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. Edit: Holy *shit*! This blew up!"
"i just dropped my phone without the case on it and i can't tell what hit the ground faster my phone or my tears"
"Is it just me or is solipsism just a load of rubbish?"
"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"Blind people of reddit. See what I did there?"
"Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!"
"Huz and kids want to go to waffle house for breakfast but I didn't even remember to pack our bullet proof vests."