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Joke of the Day
"What did the ship say to the sexy ice-berg? I'd hit that."
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"Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock."
"Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!"
"A patient kept complaining about his life-support machine making a weird noise So I tried turning it off and back on again."
"I was lucky enough to run into Terrence Howard in the street, and I told him that I saw his latest movie once. Condescendingly, as if I were an idiot, he replied, ""Don't you mean... two times?"""
"Saw geese flying in a v formation and my friend asked me if I knew why one side was longer than the other. More geese dumbass."
"If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy... Is that a Rem job?"
"I'd do a joke about amphibians. But they've all been toad."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord? My ass. Ha, haha, haha, ENOUGH."
"Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350"